The Arch-Illager (Acapella|Explicit) - Dan Bull Lyrics by：Dan Bull Composed by：Dan Bull I was born into a cruel and unforgiving Nasty world that didn't want me They rejected disrespected scorned And shunned me cold and hungry All I wanted was some company to be comfy But to put it bluntly they were being a bunch Of considerably rude neighbours so I gave up Then I stumbled on a bloody massive cave look The doorway yawned awake slowly I wasn't brave normally But a strange force was calling me And so with flaming torch in hand I made my way forward though those serrated Corners on the boulders made it awkward I gazed on in awe following a short reconnaissance I saw what lay before me It was called the orb of dominance It held sway over my thoughts I gained confidence 'Til at once the commoners no longer had my tolerance I'm a small illager the littlest around But now I've got a feeling I'm gonna be well-endowed I'm a small illager my will it stands proud Growing 'til I fit the throne so hand me the crown Now bow down show me the top of your head Hey I said bow down else I'll be dropping you dead I'm the arch-illager and I will pillage your village Until you give in so run you can't win If you stand in my path you'll get trampled like grass I see you haven't any heating I can provide that No need to thank me here's a torch completely free of charge I'll leave your family tree scorched slashed with lethal steel shards Oh I see you're planning a Resistance if you're going to lead the charge Be advised objects in your rearview appear large Your mistake was thinking this a safe space for your opinions 'Til my minions chased you straight away from my dominion So make haste spread my covenant all across the kingdom I'm your new government coming for more than just your income You can try assembling a rebellion of adventurers It's never gonna bother me my friend so don't pretend it does I'm the arch-illager now come on down Down into my dungeon have a look around I'm the arch-illager living in a cave And having a party while keeping villagers enslaved Now come on down down come on quicker Chop chop come on down down some hard liquor I am the arch-illager handle my business Now everybody give a big hand to our visitors Look at you and your gang you couldn't be more villainous Forcing my hand you're gonna be all prisoners No forgiveness I'm sending in my skeletons In regiments defending us against your weapons with a vengeance Repelling your torches enemy forces Making me nauseous better be cautious Or you'll be left on the edge of a Tall cliff awkward better restore quick Then come down into the dungeon where the smell is rather pungent Can't tell if it's your bunions or you've been cutting some onions I'm the arch-illager thank you for coming down Now make yourself comfortable have a look around I'm the arch-illager catching you unaware If you come in unprepared here's someone you haven't met So glad you came down down summoned to my lair There now what's the matter chuck you look a little scared I'm the arch-illager and I warned ya That if you didn't give up Then I'd have to confiscate your head Yeah I'm not to be messed with mate I may be small but I'm kind of a big deal So my suggestion should you wish to heed it And I strongly advise that you do Is to bugger off
[id:$00000000] [ar:Dan Bull] [ti:The Arch-Illager (Acapella|Explicit)] [by:] [hash:9ab661caea4ad040db0499c0214f208c] [al:The Arch-Illager (Minecraft Dungeons Rap) (Explicit)] [sign:] [qq:] [total:207000] [offset:0] [00:00.40]The Arch-Illager (Acapella|Explicit) - Dan Bull [00:02.05]Lyrics by：Dan Bull [00:02.18]Composed by：Dan Bull [00:10.57]I was born into a cruel and unforgiving [00:14.40]Nasty world that didn't want me [00:17.40]They rejected disrespected scorned [00:20.45]And shunned me cold and hungry [00:22.90]All I wanted was some company to be comfy [00:25.49]But to put it bluntly they were being a bunch [00:27.26]Of considerably rude neighbours so I gave up [00:30.56]Then I stumbled on a bloody massive cave look [00:33.18]The doorway yawned awake slowly [00:35.34]I wasn't brave normally [00:36.55]But a strange force was calling me [00:38.59]And so with flaming torch in hand [00:39.92]I made my way forward though those serrated [00:41.98]Corners on the boulders made it awkward [00:44.10]I gazed on in awe following a short reconnaissance [00:46.42]I saw what lay before me [00:47.58]It was called the orb of dominance [00:49.53]It held sway over my thoughts I gained confidence [00:52.11]'Til at once the commoners no longer had my tolerance [00:54.69]I'm a small illager the littlest around [00:57.23]But now I've got a feeling I'm gonna be well-endowed [01:00.13]I'm a small illager my will it stands proud [01:02.62]Growing 'til I fit the throne so hand me the crown [01:05.69]Now bow down show me the top of your head [01:07.92]Hey I said bow down else I'll be dropping you dead [01:10.85]I'm the arch-illager and I will pillage your village [01:14.08]Until you give in so run you can't win [01:15.94]If you stand in my path you'll get trampled like grass [01:18.76]I see you haven't any heating I can provide that [01:21.41]No need to thank me here's a torch completely free of charge [01:24.30]I'll leave your family tree scorched slashed with lethal steel shards [01:27.45]Oh I see you're planning a [01:28.44]Resistance if you're going to lead the charge [01:30.29]Be advised objects in your rearview appear large [01:33.02]Your mistake was thinking this a safe space for your opinions [01:35.91]'Til my minions chased you straight away from my dominion [01:38.60]So make haste spread my covenant all across the kingdom [01:41.28]I'm your new government coming for more than just your income [01:43.89]You can try assembling a rebellion of adventurers [01:46.28]It's never gonna bother me my friend so don't pretend it does [01:49.31]I'm the arch-illager now come on down [01:51.80]Down into my dungeon have a look around [01:54.58]I'm the arch-illager living in a cave [01:57.24]And having a party while keeping villagers enslaved [02:00.31]Now come on down down come on quicker [02:02.57]Chop chop come on down down some hard liquor [02:05.30]I am the arch-illager handle my business [02:08.03]Now everybody give a big hand to our visitors [02:10.95]Look at you and your gang you couldn't be more villainous [02:13.76]Forcing my hand you're gonna be all prisoners [02:16.72]No forgiveness I'm sending in my skeletons [02:19.12]In regiments defending us against your weapons with a vengeance [02:21.97]Repelling your torches enemy forces [02:23.30]Making me nauseous better be cautious [02:24.67]Or you'll be left on the edge of a [02:25.76]Tall cliff awkward better restore quick [02:27.21]Then come down into the dungeon where the smell is rather pungent [02:30.13]Can't tell if it's your bunions or you've been cutting some onions [02:32.85]I'm the arch-illager thank you for coming down [02:35.27]Now make yourself comfortable have a look around [02:38.37]I'm the arch-illager catching you unaware [02:40.73]If you come in unprepared here's someone you haven't met [02:43.54]So glad you came down down summoned to my lair [02:46.46]There now what's the matter chuck you look a little scared [02:48.99]I'm the arch-illager and I warned ya [02:51.57]That if you didn't give up [02:52.65]Then I'd have to confiscate your head [02:55.59]Yeah I'm not to be messed with mate [02:58.72]I may be small but I'm kind of a big deal [03:05.83]So my suggestion should you wish to heed it [03:09.60]And I strongly advise that you do [03:14.73]Is to bugger off