PewDiePie Rap - Dan Bull/PewDiePie Written by：Dan Bull Hey This is PewDiePie's channel And if you don't like that I'll slap you with a fannel Hop on my camel And chase you to the north pole Arghhhhhh My camel's out of control Run run Call the police I'm going to the zoo There's animals to release I take them all home And show them my games Take pictures of them all And keep them in frames He's name is PewDiePie Ladies claim him a cutie pie Million others disagree And say he's just a stupid guy So who is right look at the facts Dudes that like him or that attack Hang on a sec what does it matter refuse to fight is a horrible act I could pick some bogeys out of my nose Or watch something else that is gross with thousands of bros I could learn to sew and make some outfits and clothes Or I could buy a PewDiePie tee like thousands of bros What you talking bout PewDiePie Your not making any sense bro you be high You could wear a new Gucci suit and groovy tie But you'll never be as beautiful as PewDiePie I'm taking in YouTube with a tutu Woo hoo I'm bigger than you you and you Boo hoo There's lots of dudes getting in feuds with pewds But I'm confused in juice And ready to bruise these noobs I'm a velocirapper Ferocious A new subscriber every day since diplodocus I'm clearly the dopest The rest of you are hopeless I'm on a global stage Your in some sofas You're bogus Hocus Pocus no focus I can't decide if I give you a punch or a brofist You look like you stole your sisters hair Aww what you gonna do Throw Mr. Chair I could write poetry and flowery prose Or I could argue in the comments with thousands of bros I could water the garden I've got flowers to hose Or I could stay inside the house online With thousands of bros What you talking bout PewDiePie Your not making any sense bro you be high You could wear a new Gucci suit and groovy tie But you'll never be as beautiful as PewDiePie Edgar Allen Edgar Allen Are you responsible for what I'm smelling I'm rippedy rapping and bippedy bapping and hippedy hopping There's no one stopping me So whatever your watching You better be stopping And paying attention to PewDiePie Even sweeter than a blueberry pie I feel like I'm motherf**king stuck in this duck It makes me wanna quake like what the f**k is that Genius Pewds strikes again With the speed of Raikkonen If I couldn't see his videos I think my life will end So goodbye bros Se you tomorrow Yeah so goodbye bros No stephanooooo I could play MOBA games for hours until pro Or I could chose to stay on YouTube With thousands of bros I could learn to sing to huge crowds at my shows Or I could join the for this one How does it goes Oh What you talking bout PewDiePie Your not making any sense bro you be high You could wear a new Gucci suit and groovy tie But you'll never be as beautiful as PewDiePie How's it going bros
[id:$00000000] [ar:Dan Bull/PewDiePie] [ti:PewDiePie Rap] [by:] [hash:d0805c8562f57e56a3e8baa42bc1f732] [al:] [sign:] [qq:] [total:0] [offset:0] [00:00.14]PewDiePie Rap - Dan Bull/PewDiePie [00:00.31]Written by：Dan Bull [00:11.79]Hey [00:12.21]This is PewDiePie's channel [00:14.19]And if you don't like that [00:15.51]I'll slap you with a fannel [00:16.65]Hop on my camel [00:17.89]And chase you to the north pole [00:19.65]Arghhhhhh [00:20.57]My camel's out of control [00:22.26]Run run [00:23.39]Call the police [00:24.75]I'm going to the zoo [00:25.84]There's animals to release [00:27.43]I take them all home [00:28.60]And show them my games [00:29.84]Take pictures of them all [00:31.21]And keep them in frames [00:33.08]He's name is PewDiePie [00:34.27]Ladies claim him a cutie pie [00:35.70]Million others disagree [00:36.74]And say he's just a stupid guy [00:38.19]So who is right look at the facts [00:39.70]Dudes that like him or that attack [00:40.99]Hang on a sec what does it matter refuse to fight is a horrible act [00:43.91]I could pick some bogeys out of my nose [00:46.00]Or watch something else that is gross with thousands of bros [00:48.65]I could learn to sew and make some outfits and clothes [00:51.05]Or I could buy a PewDiePie tee like thousands of bros [00:54.21]What you talking bout PewDiePie [00:56.58]Your not making any sense bro you be high [00:59.31]You could wear a new Gucci suit and groovy tie [01:01.85]But you'll never be as beautiful as PewDiePie [01:04.68]I'm taking in YouTube with a tutu [01:06.65]Woo hoo [01:07.59]I'm bigger than you you and you [01:09.37]Boo hoo [01:10.43]There's lots of dudes getting in feuds with pewds [01:12.43]But I'm confused in juice [01:13.79]And ready to bruise these noobs [01:15.25]I'm a velocirapper [01:17.56]Ferocious [01:18.30]A new subscriber every day since diplodocus [01:20.90]I'm clearly the dopest [01:22.11]The rest of you are hopeless [01:23.45]I'm on a global stage [01:24.95]Your in some sofas [01:26.27]You're bogus Hocus Pocus no focus [01:28.19]I can't decide if I give you a punch or a brofist [01:31.76]You look like you stole your sisters hair [01:34.00]Aww what you gonna do [01:35.32]Throw Mr. Chair [01:36.91]I could write poetry and flowery prose [01:39.14]Or I could argue in the comments with thousands of bros [01:41.83]I could water the garden I've got flowers to hose [01:44.39]Or I could stay inside the house online [01:46.22]With thousands of bros [01:47.52]What you talking bout PewDiePie [01:49.79]Your not making any sense bro you be high [01:52.49]You could wear a new Gucci suit and groovy tie [01:54.74]But you'll never be as beautiful as PewDiePie [01:57.95]Edgar Allen [01:59.90]Edgar Allen [02:01.09]Are you responsible for what I'm smelling [02:03.62]I'm rippedy rapping and bippedy bapping and hippedy hopping [02:05.42]There's no one stopping me [02:06.69]So whatever your watching [02:07.57]You better be stopping [02:08.37]And paying attention to [02:10.63]PewDiePie [02:12.03]Even sweeter than a blueberry pie [02:14.21]I feel like I'm motherf**king stuck in this duck [02:16.49]It makes me wanna quake like what the f**k is that [02:19.58]Genius Pewds strikes again [02:20.61]With the speed of Raikkonen [02:22.08]If I couldn't see his videos I think my life will end [02:25.07]So goodbye bros [02:26.21]Se you tomorrow [02:27.53]Yeah so goodbye bros [02:28.87]No stephanooooo [02:30.42]I could play MOBA games for hours until pro [02:32.52]Or I could chose to stay on YouTube [02:34.79]With thousands of bros [02:35.56]I could learn to sing to huge crowds at my shows [02:37.81]Or I could join the for this one [02:39.48]How does it goes [02:40.54]Oh [02:41.29]What you talking bout PewDiePie [02:43.20]Your not making any sense bro you be high [02:45.97]You could wear a new Gucci suit and groovy tie [02:48.43]But you'll never be as beautiful as PewDiePie [02:54.76]How's it going bros