May I have your attention please May I have your attention please Will the real Slim Shady please stand up I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up We're going to have a problems here Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the doors And started whooping Her ass worse than before They first get divorced throwing her over furniture It's the return of the Oh wait no way your kidding He didn't just say what I think he did did he And Dr Dre said Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement haha haha Feminist women love Eminem Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what Flimping to you know who yeah but hes so cute though Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on Tv and just let loose But can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips My bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a womens ******** is Of course they gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit the grade They got the discovery channe I don't they We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up Be Cause I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well I do so **** him and **** you too You think I give a damm about a Grammy Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me But Slim what if you're win wouldn't it be weird Why do So you guys can just lie to get me here So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears **** Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little ***** put me on blast on M T V Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim he he I should download her audio on M P 3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me So I've when been sent here to destroy you And there's a millions of us just like me Who cuss like me Who just don't give a **** like me Who dress like me Walk talk and act like me And It just might be the next best thing But not quite me I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up Be Cause I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up Cause I'm like a headtrip to listen to Cause I'm only giving you Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at ya'll I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it I just ********** it Better than 90% of you rappers out then Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums It's funny Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30 I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking But this whole bag of viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings Or in the parking lot circling Screaming I don't give a **** With his windows down and system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingures on each hand up And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time loud as you can how does it go Be Cause I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up Be Cause I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up Be Cause I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[id:$00000000] [ar:Eminem] [ti:The Real Slim Shady] [by:军哥] [hash:bc3d3ef3578d8311afec675ef04b592c] [al:The Real Slim Shady] [sign:] [qq:] [total:284630] [offset:0] [00:03.01]May I have your attention please [00:05.79]May I have your attention please [00:08.59]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:12.28]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:16.82]We're going to have a problems here [00:18.34]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before [00:20.52]Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the doors [00:23.40]And started whooping Her ass worse than before [00:25.20]They first get divorced throwing her over furniture [00:27.47]It's the return of the Oh wait no way your kidding [00:30.12]He didn't just say what I think he did did he [00:32.66]And Dr Dre said [00:34.06]Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement haha haha [00:37.24]Feminist women love Eminem [00:38.70]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him [00:41.14]Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what [00:43.63]Flimping to you know who yeah but hes so cute though [00:46.10]Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [00:48.50]But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms [00:51.06]Sometimes I wanna get on Tv and just let loose [00:53.12]But can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose [00:55.26]My bum is on your lips My bum is on your lips [00:57.51]And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss [00:59.80]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids [01:01.88]And expect them not to know what a womens ******** is [01:04.34]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is [01:06.27]By the time they hit the grade They got the discovery channe I don't they [01:09.39]We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals [01:12.06]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [01:13.96]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [01:16.00]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [01:18.60]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote [01:20.65]Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes [01:22.94]I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady [01:24.90]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:27.30]So won't the real Slim Shady Please stand up [01:29.82]Please stand up Please stand up [01:31.78]Be Cause I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady [01:34.16]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:36.43]So won't the real Slim shady Please stand up [01:38.89]Please stand up Please stand up [01:40.81]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records [01:43.14]Well I do so **** him and **** you too [01:45.82]You think I give a damm about a Grammy [01:47.67]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me [01:50.54]But Slim what if you're win wouldn't it be weird [01:52.50]Why do So you guys can just lie to get me here [01:55.11]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears [01:57.10]**** Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs [01:59.41]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst [02:01.91]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first [02:04.05]Little ***** put me on blast on M T V [02:06.32]Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim he he [02:08.82]I should download her audio on M P 3 [02:10.88]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D [02:13.29]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups [02:14.87]All you do is annoy me So I've when been sent here to destroy you [02:18.04]And there's a millions of us just like me [02:20.05]Who cuss like me Who just don't give a **** like me [02:22.40]Who dress like me Walk talk and act like me [02:24.71]And It just might be the next best thing But not quite me [02:27.25]I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady [02:29.20]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:31.57]So won't the real Slim Shady Please stand up [02:34.07]Please stand up Please stand up [02:36.15]Be Cause I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady [02:38.44]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:40.73]So won't the real Slim shady [02:42.14]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [02:45.36]Cause I'm like a headtrip to listen to Cause I'm only giving you [02:47.89]Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room [02:50.31]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll [02:53.02]And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at ya'll [02:54.84]I just get on the mic and spit it [02:56.94]And whether you like to admit it I just ********** it [02:59.41]Better than 90% of you rappers out then [03:01.28]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums [03:03.90]It's funny Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30 [03:06.31]I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting [03:08.56]Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens [03:10.96]And I'm jerking But this whole bag of viagra isn't working [03:13.42]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking [03:14.78]He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings [03:17.96]Or in the parking lot circling Screaming I don't give a **** [03:20.62]With his windows down and system up [03:22.36]So will the real Shady please stand up [03:24.58]And put one of those fingures on each hand up [03:26.88]And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control [03:29.22]And one more time loud as you can how does it go [03:31.43]Be Cause I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady [03:33.64]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:35.92]So won't the real Slim Shady Please stand up [03:38.45]Please stand up Please stand up [03:40.49]Be Cause I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady [03:42.75]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:45.09]So won't the real Slim shady Please stand up [03:47.63]Please stand up Please stand up [03:49.94]I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady [03:51.95]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:54.28]So won't the real Slim Shady Please stand up [03:56.80]Please stand up Please stand up [03:58.84]Be Cause I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady [04:01.10]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [04:03.41]So won't the real Slim shady Please stand up [04:05.96]Please stand up Please stand up